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Recipes for smoothies that actually aid in weight loss

There are 23 total in the link below, so if the ones I’ve posted here don’t interest you, check out the others to find something you might like~

PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA

• Half of one banana
• 1/2 cup smooth or crunchy low-fat peanut butter
• 1/2 cup of non-fat milk
• 6 ice cubes
• 1 tablespoon of chocolate whey protein powder
• Place all of the ingredients into the blender and blend until smooth.

WATERMELON

• 6 cups of seedless watermelon, chopped
• 1 cup of lemon sherbet, non-fat milk, or low-fat vanilla yogurt
• 12 ice cubes
• Put half the watermelon in the blender and blend until smooth, then add half of the ice and sherbet; blend until smooth. Repeat the process with the rest of the ingredients.

KIWI AND HONEYDEW

• 2 cups of honeydew, cubed
• 1 Granny Smith apple, chopped
• 1 kiwi fruit, peeled and chopped
• 2 tablespoons of sugar
• 1 tablespoon of lemon juice
• 1 cup of ice cubes
• Place the honeydew, kiwi, apple, sugar, and lemon juice into the blender and blend until it’s smooth, then add the ice cubes and blend until the mixture is slushy.

MANGO SURPRISE

• 1/4 cup of cubed mangoes
• 1/4 cup of ripe avocado, mashed
• 1/2 cup of mango juice
• 1/4 cup of fat-free vanilla yogurt
• 1 tablespoon of juice
• 1 tablespoon of sugar
• 6 ice cubes
• Add all the ingredients into the blender and blend until smooth.

APPLE 

• 1/2 cup of skim milk or soy milk
• 6 ounces of vanilla yogurt
• 1 teaspoon of apple pie spice
• 1 medium-sized, chopped apple
• 2 tablespoons of cashew butter
• 6 ice cubes
• Place all the ingredients in the blender and then blend until smooth; best eaten with a spoon!

These all look so yummy! I think I’ll try the apple one first… or maybe the kiwi? but the mango peach looks so delicious!! oh no, can’t decide!

FULL SOURCE AND RECIPES HERE

reblogging for peanutbutter and banana omg

PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA AHHHHHH

…/casually saves for after-dieting 

That’s exactly what I was thinking. lawl

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persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night

Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.

Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.

baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along

Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws.

happy wheels

trust me, its not very happy

Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot

Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming.

Ace Attorney: You’re a lawyer.

Fallout 3: You run around trying to find your dad, and then he dies.

Skyrim: Run around doing what random NPCs tell you to do.

The Sims: Babysit strings of code and make sure they don’t set themselves on fire.

Dead Island: You learn about the physics of driving and how to upgrade a wooden stick.

gravel: you get injured and sore from getting everywhere the difficult way.

I’ll just do the games I’m currently playing:

Tales of the Abyss
Some punk ass rich kid gets teleported halfway across the world when a bitchy sorceress tries to murder his teacher. Then they meet up with a bunch of military assholes who all do their best to ruin his day and cockblock him from his goals. Then another punk ass rich kid (only DEADLIER and MEANER) rolls up in his crib and tells him that he’s an imitation and then blows shit up and goes to hell, which is purple and filled with pink splooge. In the end they become one and save the world by singing.

Pokemon Gold:
Twelve year old boy skips school to play with dangerous monsters and mess with murderers, sex offenders and kidnappers along the way.

Sims 3:
HOW CAN YOU MAKE A GAME LIKE THIS SOUND SHITTY YOU GET TO PLAY GOD, YO. 

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim:
You are an escaped convict who is the result of a humanoid hooker making love to a gargantuan dragon thing so now you can kill and move shit by yelling at it. But instead you decide to be a total dick and kill all the dragons because someone pissed them off and now they migrated to Skyrim because EVERYTHING is happenin’ in Skyrim. Also if you so much as poke a chicken with your foot you will be slaughtered by the entire population of the country. GO FORTH DRAGONBORN.

Mabinogi, Fantasy Life:
Whacky animu adventures ‘based on’ Celtic lore starring you, O. C. McSnowflake the Warrior of Mary-Sue Land (DO NOT STEAL) where you go on fun and awesome adventures alongside thousands of bot-characters in a world where, no matter how awesome you think you are, everyone else will think otherwise and call you out for being doornobs and hacks. Oh yeah and the spirit adviser lady person, Nao or whatever her name is, she’s hot. NOW STARRING SHAKESPEARE.

If you’re a Human: Some bitchy goddess tells you to come save her even though she had the power to save herself anyway, but makes you go on a long, draggy,  and extremely hard quest for the lulz. Afterwards she gives you even moar extremely tedious and near impossible missions “for beginnurs lol” because she sucks at board games with her evil counterpart.

If you’re an Elf: Shit is going down in the desert and all of you elves are nothing but jerkasses who all have a hive mind so they know what each other is thinking and remembering. Like that one time you were masturbating to your cousin. The leader sends you to do favors for her and the other elves and then tries to kill you when you “KNOW TOO MUCH” because her blabby mouth won’t stop running. Soon after that you collect magical dinner plates and turn into a bird.

If you’re a Giant: You, the magical awesome descendant of proud giant warriors, must run around doing errands for the tribe leaders. Also, ice witches are cute lolis but you still kick their asses for them. Meanwhile you find out that there are better things in life than taking orders from old people and you decide to investigate in finding magical dinner plates that are totally different from the elves’ plates. Then you turn into a Yeti.

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I’m always leaving out feet because I really suck at drawing feet and shoes… So here some studies.

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I made Medic!Loki, so then I made more. I also got kinda lazy towards the end (Soldier, Sniper, Admin :U)

Clearly I have nothing to do these days.

OH MY GOD.

very good

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Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party

HA!!

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I interrupt your daily scroll to show you some shirtless Hiddleston. 

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I started a new Twilight Princess file last week.

Also, I named my horse Butt:

I’m not even halfway through the game and I’ve already logged ten hours because I can’t stop giggling like the nine year-old boy I am.

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LARA CROFT x NATHAN DRAKE

OTP 4EVA

My husbando, everyone else get out